EMuck!
(A Song Parody)

Note: This is a parody of the song Love Shack, written and performed by the B-52s.

Please buy their CD... they are a great group! (End of Obligatory Plug)


If you see a clever .gif
In a spot on the web
That says:
"Click here to get to...
EMuck!"
EMuck! Yeah, yeah...
I'm headin' down the Info Highway.
Lookin' for the chat getaway...
Heading for the chat getaway!

I got me a client,
It's got triggers and gags,
And we're headin' on down
To our EMuck!
I got me my TF,
It version 4.0gamma,
So hurry up,
And bring your Disney trivia!

Our EMuck
Is a little old place where
We can get together!
EMuck baby!
EMuck bay-bee...
EMuck, baby, EMuck!
EMuck, baby, EMuck!
(Muck me baby, that's where it's at!)

Sign says, (Woo...)
"Over here fools!"
'Cause trivia rules
on the EMuck!

Well it's hosted way out
In a place in New England
Just a funky old box
And I wanna connect!

Big crowd in the Diner!
Big crowd in @WELCOME!
Big crowd in Annette's Place!
Big crowd somewhere <Private>!

Our EMuck
Is a little old place where
We can get together!
EMuck baby!
EMuck baby!
EMuck, baby, EMuck!
EMuck, baby, EMuck!
(Muck me baby, that's where it's at!)

Huggin' and a-kissin'
Laughin' and a-jammin'
Wearin' special @COSTUMEs!
Cause everyone's a-spammin'!
The whole muck shimmies
When everybody's
Spammin' some more and some more and some more!

Everybody's jammin'
Everybody's spammin' baby!

Guests linin' up outside
Just to get in!

Everybody's jammin'
Everybody's spammin', baby!
There's Mickey on the Muck!
Here's Rufus on the Muck!

Look at ol' Plush Beast
He's on everyone's backs!
And someone's giving him Scooby Snax!
Let's visit DD
His games are on Friday!
So come on and bring your trivia facts!

Our EMuck
Is a little old place where
We can get together!
EMuck baby!
EMuck bay-bee...
EMuck, baby, EMuck!
EMuck, baby, EMuck!
(Muck me baby, that's where it's at!)

Guest! Guest! Guest! Comin' in, baby!
(connect guest guest, sugar!)
Guest! Guest! Guest! Comin' in, baby!
(connect guest guest, sugar!)
Guest! Guest! Guest! Comin' in, baby!
(I can see you!)
Guest! Guest! Comin' in, baby!
Guest! Guest! Comin' in!
Guest! Guest! Comin' in, baby!
Max Guests!

We're what????!
"Max Guests!"
"Busted!"

EMuck, baby, EMuck!
EMuck, baby, EMuck!
EMuck, baby, EMuck!
Muck it, baby! That's where it's at!
Muck it, baby! That's where it's at....
It's on EMuck!


(lyrics copyright (c) 1999 lar3ry gensch)