EMuck!

Alia (UMN) Farewell Ceremonies

This is a transcript of the EMuck Opening Ceremonies, which occurred on Sunday 24 January 1998 at 9 PM EST.

Anniversary Gardens
You look around the peaceful gardens, and are struck with awe at its beauty.
To your right, there is a lovely marble fountain.  Surrounding it, there are
flowers and trees of all kinds brought here by the residents of EMuck.
Directly in front of you, there is a large trellised Gazebo, perfect for 
holding ceremonies, or having small band concerts.  You notice a lovely statue,
and are curious to see what it is of.
Exits:
 [Path] to the Gardens, [A]rbordale [C]enter, EMuck [Mu]seum
Contents:
 Scooby Snack plant, fountain, lagoon, Dedication Rose, Anniversary Book,
 Gazebo, The Eternal Flame, Anniversary Parody,
 The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard, Flagpoles
Players:
 :Scooter:, Alice
Alice curtseys!
Alice exclaims, "Hello, DD!" 
Double_D exclaims, "Hi Alice!"
Alice says, "I haven't really visited the gardens much before.  It's lovely
here!" 
Double_D looks at the polished members of the r.Daneel Robot Color Guard.
Double_D looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
Alice looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Alice looks at the polished members of the r.Daneel Robot Color Guard.
Double_D says, "Wait a minute here..."
Alice hehs and supposes that the r.Daneel Color Guard, polished tho' they be,
have empty skulls...
Double_D asks, "Are we doing what I think we're doing?"
Alice blinks
Alice ???
Double_D says, "Look at the flagpoles."
Alice asks, "Why, Mister D, whatever do you mean??" 
Alice looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
Alice blinks!!!!
Stenographic camera looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Double_D sets the camera up in a place to begin recording.
Alice feels like she's in a Myst game!
Double_D thinks he's in Hong Kong right now.
Alice asks, "Oh, MY, Double_D, are you tonight's Cinematographer?" 
Double_D says, "One of them."
Alice giggles w/DD!
Alice asks, "How many are we expecting?" 
Double_D says, "I don't know.  No one's here."
Alice didn't realize the Press Corps would be present!
Alice glares at DD.
Alice says, "...."NO one"????......" 
Alice hrmppphs!
Double_D says, "Oops. I meant besides us."
Alice hesitates, then smiles warmly.
Alice looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Alice looks at the camera that is recording everything seen and every word spoken.
Alice looks at the beautiful Gazebo.
Double_D says, "It's a prop."
Alice steps up into the Gazebo.
Gazebo> Alice asks, "DD, are you going to set up your Stenographic camera in
the Gazebo?  Seems to get a real good 360-degree view!" 
Gazebo> Alice exclaims, "Circle-Vision DD Style!" 
Tux Mickey looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Mickey comes in from Arbordale Center.
Double_D says, "No, I'm all set."
Tux Mickey raises a champagne glass and toasts, "Hiya!" 
Double_D exclaims, "Hi Mickey!"
Gazebo> Alice uhs...
Double D disappears in a cloud of white smoke.  He emerges from the cloud 
dressed up in a classic black and white tuxedo with a red bowtie and red 
cummerbund, and with no white gloves.
Tux Mickey looks at the beautiful Gazebo.
Gazebo> Alice asks, "What's with the carrots in front of your text, Mickey &
DD?" 
Mickey steps up into the Gazebo.
Gazebo> Alice exclaims, "Oh!" 
Gazebo> Tux Mickey suavely says, "That was cause you are in this Gazebo and we
weren't" 
Gazebo> Alice smiles!
Alice looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Alice steps down from the Gazebo back into the Gardens.
Tux Mickey looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Mickey steps down from the Gazebo back into the Gardens.
Alice exclaims, "These gardens are just lovely!" 
Tux Mickey nods!
Alice asks, "Oh, goodness -- are we actually only about four minutes from the
changeover?????" 
Double_D says, "I wonder if Tahamaki will sing "Laptop in the Wind" for us."
Tux Mickey raises a champagne glass and toasts, "Where we are!  But the
ceremony will be on the new site, in about 4 minutes" 
Rufus looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Rufus comes in from Arbordale Center.
Alice smiles!
Rufus exclaims, "Hiya, gang!" 
Alice curtseys to Rufus!
Double_D asks, "Should I switch?"
Rufus head-butts Alice's knee.
Alice exclaims, "Then I must change into my formal gown at once!!" 
Double_D exclaims, "Hi Rufus!"
Tahamaki looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Tahamaki comes in from Arbordale Center.
Like the Cheshire Cat, Alice disappears and quickly reappears as Glamour_Alice, 
and cries out, "Congratulations to Emuck on its new home!  How simply 
MAH-velous!"
Double_D says, "Brb..."
Tux Mickey looks upon a vision of elegant lovliness, and Glamour_Alice cursteys 
deeply in her long, sparkling formal blue gown, looks up at , winks and smiles 
glamourously.
Glamour_Alice asks, with a glimmer of glamour, "Can we, er, 'beam' over to the
new location??" 
Glamour_Alice smiles
Tux Mickey raises a champagne glass and toasts, "Ooooo, that gown looks
wunderfee on you!" 
Rufus asks, "Shouln't we have the decommissioning ceremony first, Alice?" 
Glamour_Alice coos.
Dropship looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Dropship comes in from Arbordale Center.
Glamour_Alice ohs!
Tahamaki says, "o/~ and it seems to me, you've lived your life, like a laptop
in the wind, ever processing data, when the freezing rain set in..." 
Glamour_Alice glamourously exclaims, "Perhaps you're right, Rufus!!" 
Glamour_Alice sips from a bottle marked 'Drink Me', and suddenly, her diamond 
tiara, long white gloves, and flowing, besparkled blue gown turn back into her 
usual Alice In Wunderbarland attire -- simple, but neat 'n' pretty!
Tux Mickey adjusts his tuxedo lapels as he smugly asks, "What's the command to
change while online to another of your EMuck characters?" 
Alice asks, "Isn't it just, @costume -resume   ?" 
Tux Mickey suavely says, "No, not @costume, but to switch online characters" 
Tahamaki says, "@user name=pw" 
Double_D is back.
Ariel asks, "Can you *do* that?"
Tux Mickey nods
Double_D looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Wedge has arrived.
Wedge looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Alice blinks!
Wedge says, "Hello, all." 
Double_D exclaims, "Hi Wedge!"
Tux Mickey raises a champagne glass and toasts, "Hi!" 
Rufus says, "Hello, Wedge." 
Alice curtseys to all the folks who've arrived!
Double_D thinks he's in the wrong place.
Alice looks at Mickey and hopes he brought his champagne bottle and is in a
*sharing* mood!
Briar_Rose looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Briar_Rose comes in from Arbordale Center.
Alice curtseys to BR!
Rufus exclaims, "Hiya, Rosie!" 
Double_D says, "Hello."
Wedge says, "Oh yeah, one sec..." 
Wedge walks up into the dropship
Wedge has arrived.
Wedge looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Briar_Rose curtseys back to Alice
Wedge holds up the holy bottle of Sparkling Cider
Tux Mickey pours champagne for all!
Double_D exclaims, "Thanks!"
Alice walks up into the dropship
Tahamaki is the designated driverkitty for tonight.
Alice has arrived.
Alice looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Briar_Rose says, "Hey DD nice to see you" 
Belle has arrived.
Belle runs up to you, her skirts blowing behind her.
Belle looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Alice curtseys and drinks heartily of the celebratory champagne!
Belle exclaims, "hi all!" 
Double_D exclaims, "Hi Belle!"
Alice curtseys to Belle!
Tux Mickey pours champagne for Glamour_Alice
Belle puts her finger to her lips and whistles.  After a minute, her beloved 
Plush Beast comes back to her!
Rufus exclaims, "Hiya, Belle!" 
Belle puts her finger to her lips and whistles.  After a minute, her beloved 
Plush Beast comes back to her!
Plush Beast looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Belle puts Plush Beast down.  Plush Beast looks about and starts exploring his 
new environment.
Wedge exclaims, "Hello Belle!" 
Plush Beast eeps a plush eep!
Wedge exclaims, "Hello, Blush Beast!" 
Double_D asks, "Going formal tonight?"
Alice exclaims, "Plush Beast, I just saw a plant made precisely for YOU!" 
Plush Beast coos a plush coo!
Belle smiles.
Briar_Rose says, "holding out stale cold scooby snacks for belle" 
Alice looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Figaro looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Figaro comes in from Arbordale Center.
Rufus exclaims, "Hiya, Figgy!" 
Double_D exclaims, "Hi Figaro!"
Briar_Rose says, "Rufus...you nice kitty,,,scratching ears" 
Tahamaki gets out a bottle of fruitopia and undoes the cap, chugging...
Alice curtseys to Figaro!
Rufus walks over to Figaro for a head-butt.
Rufus purrs.
Figaro says, "I finally got here.  I can't ever find the directions." 
            
****DISCONNECTION****

ANNOUNCE> (Belle) ATTENTION:  Please connect to EMuck at its new host---telnet 
game.emuck.com:6903  ---  we will be shutting down EMuck on alia for 
the last time shortly.  Thank you.
Double_D arrives and pauses to catch his breath from a brisk run.
Double_D looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Alia says, "You can call me Al."
Glamour_Alice glamourously exclaims, "See y'all on The Other Side!" 
Glamour_Alice curtseys and leaves!
Alice has left.
Double_D picks up the camera along with its keyboard.
Rufus exclaims, "Bye, bye!  I'm outta here!!!" 
Tux Mickey is going to go down with the ship!
Double_D bows his head and clasps his hands, and suddenly, he slowly phases
out of view in front of you like a ghost.
            
MEANWHILE ON THE NEW SERVER...

Double_D arrives and pauses to catch his breath from a brisk run.
Double_D looks around the Beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Tux Mickey is on both systems, going to go down with the "ship"!
Alice There's a sweet, yet very curious young girl getting someone's attention 
here.
Double_D exclaims, "I forgot my camera!"
Like the Cheshire Cat, Alice disappears and quickly reappears as Glamour_Alice, 
and cries out, "Congratulations to Emuck on its new home!  How simply 
MAH-velous!"
Double_D bows his head and clasps his hands, and suddenly, he slowly phases
out of view in front of you like a ghost.
*****
Double_D went home to find out that his camera was already in the Gardens.
*****
Double_D arrives and pauses to catch his breath from a brisk run.
Double_D looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Tux Mickey suavely says, "You look MAH-velous, Alice"
Erato looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Erato comes in from Arbordale Center.
Wedge says, "I feel I've had some kind of new beginning..." 
Glamour_Alice oooooh and aaaaaaahs at the new location!
Plush Beast eeps a plush eep!
Glamour_Alice blushes and coos at Mickey!
Double_D says, "Ok, I'm all set now."
Tux Mickey adjusts his tuxedo lapels as he smugly asks, "We gonna count down
to the disconnect?" 
Double_D asks, "What'd I miss?"
Glamour_Alice glamourously exclaims, "Hello, Erato!" 
Wedge says, "Like I just experienced death..." 
Erato exclaims, "Hello!" 
Erato asks, "I think I got here just in time?" 
Wedge says, "...it isn't end, just change...." 
Glamour_Alice elegantly says, "Like a phoenix...." 
Tux Mickey raises a champagne glass and toasts, "We need Elton John to sing
his song over here, too!" 
Glamour_Alice glamourously exclaims, "Good timing, Erato!" 
Wedge says, "Ahh who cares." 
Erato grins
Wedge drinks a glass of cider
Tahamaki says, "I don't THINK so..." 
Double_D sighs.
Tahamaki says, "it's bad enough that candle in the wind 97 was SO 
overplayed..." 
Belle says, "hang on, folks, I need to fix a few things, then we can start the
ceremony." 
Glamour_Alice seems to have a little something in her eye.....
Double_D asks, "What'd I miss?"
Rufus says, "Take your time, Belle.  Elton hasn't finished on alia yet." 
Glamour_Alice chokes back tears of nostalgia...
Wedge holds Alice
Briar_Rose has connected.
Briar_Rose looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Glamour_Alice sobs in Wedge's arms...
Erato exclaims, "Hiya Rose!" 
Tux Mickey hopes Elton comes over here to sing the song again tonight
Wedge says, "It'sall right." 
Glamour_Alice looks up at Wedge and smiles, encouraged by his kind words.
Double_D exclaims, "It's like Titanic, everyone's jumping ship!"
Tux Mickey suavely says, "I'm not afraid of change... I *live* for adventure!" 
Briar_Rose says, "hiya Erato" 
Glamour_Alice starts to sing "Auld Lang Syne"....
Double_D looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
 
A pair of flagpoles situated to either side of the Eternal Flame.  The left
flagpole, corresponding to the burning left torch of the Eternal Flame,
bears a white flag with the blue EMuck arrow logo, waving proudly over the
Anniversary Gardens.  A smaller banner under the flag reads:
 
 telnet://game.emuck.com:6903
 http://www.emuck.com/emuck.html
 
The right flagpole is empty.
Erato didn't have time to adorn formal attire.
Glamour_Alice looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
Double_D looks at the polished members of the r.Daneel Robot Color Guard.

The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard is composed of several robotic members of the
r.Daneel family.  They are all immaculately dressed in sharp uniforms, their
metallic skin gleaming brightly under the sheen of brand new oil.

Belle looks for her notecards.
Wedge says, "I'm about as formal as I can get." 
Wedge looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Tux Mickey fires the tardy cue-card boy.
Tux Mickey looks at Wedge with respect
Wedge looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
Tux Mickey suavely says, "Very handsome, Wedge" 
Glamour_Alice sniffs....
Scooter looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
Wedge says, "As are you." 
Tahamaki looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
Scooter looks up at the burning Eternal Flame.
Glamour_Alice looks at Wedge with respect
Tux Mickey looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
Figaro has connected.
Figaro looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Wedge looks up at the burning Eternal Flame.
Rufus says, "Rehiya, Figgy." 
Glamour_Alice looks up at the burning Eternal Flame.
Wedge looks proudly at the dedication plate of the Eternal Flame.
Double_D says, "Ok, my camera is all set."
Rufus looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Figaro has left.
Belle looks up at the folks in the Gardens.
Wedge looks at the polished lower plaque.
Glamour_Alice looks proudly at the dedication plate of the Eternal Flame.
Belle says, "well, folks, this is the moment we've all been waiting for." 
Erato sighs
Wedge listens silently
Double_D says, "Here goes."
Beast has arrived.
Beast arrives at a breathtaking pace.
Beast looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Glamour_Alice takes a deep breath!
Rufus asks, "You mean we're finally going to replace MUF programming with
something that makes sense to non-geeks?" 
Double_D's hands are cold.
Glamour_Alice hoorays!
Belle says, "nearly two years ago, we started EMuck in the hopes of building,
to paraphrase a line from Cheers, a little place on the Net where everyone
knows your name." 
Tahamaki says, "elton just finished his song on alia..." 
Beast exclaims, "Well, this is a splendid night for unparalleled lag!  Took me
six tries to get a line from Mindspring, after busy signals." 
Tux Mickey suavely says, "Two minutes to shutdown" 
Double_D is nervous.
Belle says, "and in that time, I think we've done a pretty good job in
creating some place where we can all get together and share a moment with
other friends on the Internet." 
Tux Mickey raises a champagne glass and toasts, "Here, here!" 
Double_D exclaims, "Yep!"
Belle says, "and btw, for those who noticed, EMuck on alia is on its final
shutdown sequence.  Less than 2 minutes to go." 
Rufus raises a champagne glass and toasts, "There, there!"
Tux Mickey passes full champagne glasses all around to those who want them,
sparkling cider to the others.
Glamour_Alice hums quietly, "Should aullllld aquaintance be forgot, and never
brought to miiiiiiiind..."
Tahamaki says, "50 seconds." 
Tahamaki says, "40" 
Belle says, "and now, it's time to move on to our new home." 
Tahamaki says, "30" 
Belle exclaims, "COLOR GUARD:  ATTENTION!" 
Glamour_Alice lifts a glass of the honorary bubbly!
The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard marches into place.
Tahamaki says, "20" 
Rufus snaps to attention.  His color is red.
Double_D watches.
Tux Mickey suavely says, "Now it's time to say goodbye to all our alia
company" 
Tahamaki says, "10" 
The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard salutes the crowd.
Wedge stands in Militaryesque attention
Double_D salutes.
Rufus exclaims, "It's gone!" 
Glamour_Alice puts her right hand on her heart!
Wedge salutes
The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard stands at attention before the left flagpole.
Briar_Rose hugs Beast very tightly, real glad to see you!!
Tux Mickey raises a champagne glass and toasts, "Alia is dead! Long live
Emuck!" 
Glamour_Alice looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
Wedge raises his glass
Figaro has arrived.
Figaro arrives at a breathtaking pace.
Figaro looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Tux Mickey looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
Erato bites her lip real hard.
Glamour_Alice glamourously exclaims, "Long Live Emuck!!" 
Rufus exclaims, "Rerehiya, Figgy!" 
Wedge exclaims, "Long Live Emuck!!" 
Rufus looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
Glamour_Alice looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard begins to take down the EMuck flag as one robot
plays Taps.
Figaro says, "Hi again everybody" 
Wedge looks up at the EMuck logo flag flying on the left-hand flagpole.
Glamour_Alice sniffs!
Double_D cries at "Taps."
Belle stands and watches the color guard.
Tux Mickey taps his foot
Glamour_Alice bows her head in thanks for Alia!
    The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard lower the EMuck flag to the bottom of the 
left flagpole and slowly remove it so it can be folded.
Tux Mickey looks at the polished members of the r.Daneel Robot Color Guard.
Beast exclaims, "Argh!  Lag!" 
Rufus looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
    The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard solemnly remove the EMuck Flag from the left
flagpole.  As they do so, the flame on the left torch of the Eternal Flame 
slowly sputters out.  It slowly extinguishes itself, save for a tiny ember 
left smouldering on the left torch.
Tux Mickey looks at the empty flagpoles flanking the Eternal Flame.
Scooter looks at the empty flagpoles flanking the Eternal Flame.
Rufus looks at the polished members of the r.Daneel Robot Color Guard.
Glamour_Alice looks at the empty flagpoles flanking the Eternal Flame.
Scooter looks at the silenced Eternal Flame and notices that the folded flag
now rests within the crystal plate at the front of the marble base.
Tahamaki looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Tux Mickey is impressed with the ceremony
Tahamaki looks at the polished members of the r.Daneel Robot Color Guard.
Tux Mickey looks at the silenced Eternal Flame and notices that the folded
flag now rests within the crystal plate at the front of the marble base.
Wedge ends his slaute
Tahamaki looks at the silenced Eternal Flame and notices that the folded flag
now rests within the crystal plate at the front of the marble base.
Wedge looks at the silenced Eternal Flame and notices that the folded flag now
rests within the crystal plate at the front of the marble base.
Belle says, "the flame has been shut down....it is time to transfer our hopes
and dreams." 
Glamour_Alice can't believe a Color Guard named after r.Daneel is actually
doing everything correctly.
Tux Mickey looks proudly at the dedication plate of the Eternal Flame.
The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard lower the EMuck flag and straighten it out to 
fold it.  You feel compelled to help 'fold' the flag.
Tahamaki helps fold the EMuck flag.
Double_D helps fold the EMuck flag.
Belle says, "everyone, look at the flag." 
Belle helps fold the EMuck flag.
Rufus helps fold the EMuck flag.
Mickey looks at the polished lower plaque.
Alice helps fold the EMuck flag.
Scooter helps fold the EMuck flag.
Wedge helps fold the EMuck flag.
Mickey helps fold the EMuck flag.
Rufus reaches out to help fold the EMuck flag.
Alice helps fold the EMuck flag.
Scooter reaches out to help fold the EMuck flag.
Erato helps fold the EMuck flag.
Glamour_Alice looks at the empty flagpoles flanking the Eternal Flame.
Plush Beast helps fold the EMuck flag.
Tux Mickey looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Wedge moves with Militaryesque precision and discipline at all times
Beast says, "I'll look later, when I'm not lagging." 
Tux Mickey looks at the empty flagpoles flanking the Eternal Flame.
Wedge reads the enscription on the crystal plate holding the flag.
Glamour_Alice tries to keep a stiff upper lip.
Glamour_Alice looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Tahamaki looks at the silenced Eternal Flame and notices that the folded flag
now rests within the crystal plate at the front of the marble base.
Rufus offers Alice a shot of novocaine.
Tahamaki reads the enscription on the crystal plate holding the flag.
Belle exclaims, "COLOR GUARD:  ATTENTION!" 
Tux Mickey looks at the silenced Eternal Flame and notices that the folded
flag now rests within the crystal plate at the front of the marble base.
    The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard solemnly take the folded white-and-blue 
triangle of the EMuck flag and slowly march to the marble base of the Eternal 
Flame.  One robot takes out a whistle and blows several notes on it, while the 
remaining members open a clear crystal plate on the front of the base and 
gently place the folded flag into the plate.
Tux Mickey reads the enscription on the crystal plate holding the flag.
Glamour_Alice looks at the silenced Eternal Flame and notices that the folded
flag now rests within the crystal plate at the front of the marble base.
    The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard gently places the folded triangle of the 
blue-on-white EMuck flag into the hollow on the Eternal Flame and close the 
crystal plate cover over it to seal it in for all time....
Scooter looks at the Eternal Flame and its now-extinguished left torch.
Glamour_Alice reads the enscription on the crystal plate holding the flag.
Belle exclaims, "COLOR GUARD:  PRESENT COLORS!" 
Tux Mickey looks at the Eternal Flame and its now-extinguished left torch.
Beast grumbles and shakes a paw at the blockage wherever it may be.
    The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard presents a folded blue-on-white flag....a
replacement flag to the one that has been retired.
Belle exclaims, "COLOR GUARD:  RAISE FLAG!" 
Rufus dabs quietly at his weeping eyes with his freshly pressed scarf.
Tux Mickey reads the enscription on the crystal plate holding the flag.
Double_D salutes.
Wedge takes a deep, silent breath
Glamour_Alice hugs Rufus as she holds back her own tears o'nostalgia
    The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard takes the folded flag and attaches it to the
right flagpole and begins to lift the new flag in the air.
Tux Mickey thinks this ceremony is cheesy, that's why he likes it!
Rufus purrs, despite the formality of the occasion.
Belle watches as the new flag lifts into thesky.
Glamour_Alice smiles...
Tux Mickey looks at the empty flagpoles flanking the Eternal Flame.
   The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard raise the EMuck flag and its new banner 
beneath it on the right flagpole!
Tahamaki looks proudly at the EMuck flag burning over the right flagpole.
Tux Mickey looks proudly at the EMuck flag burning over the right flagpole.
Rufus looks proudly at the EMuck flag burning over the right flagpole.
   As the EMuck flag rises up to the top of the second flagpole, the tiny 
burning ember from the all-but-extinguished left torch on the Eternal Flame 
catches on a tiny string separating the two torches.  The flame burns rapidly 
along the string, consuming it, but not before it lights the right torch of the 
Eternal Flame, just as the flag reaches the top of the pole!
Glamour_Alice feels new hope rising within her, just as the flag is raised
upon its pole!
Scooter looks proudly at the EMuck flag burning over the right flagpole.
Wedge looks proudly at the silent left torch and the brightly burning right
torch of the Eternal Flame.
Scooter looks proudly at the silent left torch and the brightly burning right
torch of the Eternal Flame.
Tux Mickey applauds loudly!
Belle exclaims, "COLOR GUARD:  SALUTE!" 
Glamour_Alice looks proudly at the EMuck flag burning over the right flagpole.
Wedge looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Double_D salutes.
    The r.Daneel Robot Color Guard salutes to the new flag.
Beast exclaims, "Argh!  I'll try connecting once more." 
Beast has disconnected.
Wedge looks proudly at the EMuck flag burning over the right flagpole.
Belle looks proudly at the EMuck flag burning over the right flagpole.
Glamour_Alice cries out elegantly, "Long Live EMuck!!"
Belle looks proudly at the silent left torch and the brightly burning right
torch of the Eternal Flame.
Double_D asks, "Flag burning?"
Glamour_Alice looks proudly at the EMuck flag burning over the right flagpole.
Tahamaki looks proudly at the silent left torch and the brightly burning right
torch of the Eternal Flame.
Belle says, "Alia, farewell, and we thank you." 
Rufus hits the "print" button on his printer and starts printing his new
business cards with the new EMuck address.
Belle exclaims, "long live EMuck at its new home!" 
Glamour_Alice looks proudly at the silent left torch and the brightly burning
right torch of the Eternal Flame.
Double_D applauds.
Tahamaki looks proudly at the dedication plate of the Eternal Flame.
Tahamaki looks at the polished lower plaque.
Tux Mickey suavely says, "alia once told me I could call it Al." 
Rufus applauds.
Plush Beast eeps a plush eep!
Wedge stands at ease
Tux Mickey claps loudly!
Wedge says, "Good luck, old man." 
Tux Mickey suavely says, "Time for me to put Meecelet to bed, Mouseketeers.
I'll be back later. Seeya 'real soon' -- or as soon as Meecelet falls asleep!" 
Double_D sighs.
Figaro says, "For he's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny1" 
Rufus sniffs back a tear for a laptop who spent so little time sitting on a
lap.
Briar_Rose has connected.
Briar_Rose looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Wedge looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Rufus says, "Bye for now, Mickey." 
Glamour_Alice bows in reverence to Alia and WHA-HOOOOOOOOs in excitement for
amberthree.dyn.ml!!!
Mickey has disconnected.
Belle says, "the tranfer's complete.  EMuck is now permanently down on alia
and the port message forwarder is active." 
Beast has connected.
Beast looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Plush Beast eeps a plush eep!
Glamour_Alice glamourously exclaims, "Three cheers for Alia!  Hip-Hip ----" 
Double_D exclaims, "Hooray!"
Belle exclaims, "horray!" 
Rufus exclaims, "Hooray!" 
alia looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Belle drops alia
Rufus looks at alia, and is amazed that everything here takes place within the
small grey notebook.
Glamour_Alice glamourously exclaims, "Three cheers for amberthree!  Hip-hip
--" 
Double_D exclaims, "Hooray!"
Rufus exclaims, "Hooray!" 
Belle exclaims, "horray!" 
Tahamaki looks at alia, and is amazed that everything here takes place within
the small grey notebook.
Wedge says, "Now I worry about an old friend, and what may have become of
her... what about Tigereyes? I didn't see her disconnect!" 
Glamour_Alice looks at alia, and is amazed that everything here takes place
within the small grey notebook.
Beast says, "Ugh, this is not good." 
Beast has disconnected.
Glamour_Alice elegantly says, "Poor Beast." 
Briar_Rose says, "hi all I'm back, but now I'm double...i'll be back" 
Belle says, "don't worry, Wedge.  She will see the forwarding notice when she
attempts to connect at the former site and will know where to go." 
Belle says, "you can try connecting to the old site and see what I mean." 
Wedge says, "Ahh." 
Tahamaki asks, "@bootme works here, doesn't it?" 
Rufus exclaims, "Beast's ISP turned someone away who only wanted EMuck access,
and a beautiful technician turned their T-1 service into a beast!" 
Wedge exclaims, "In that case, hip-hip-hooray!!" 
Belle says, "just a sec." 
Erato has left.
Glamour_Alice elegantly takes a sip of celebratory champagne!
Belle says, "should work now." 
Glamour_Alice looks proudly at the EMuck flag burning over the right flagpole.
Double_D looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Belle hmms.
Rufus looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Belle looks proudly at the EMuck flag burning over the right flagpole.
Glamour_Alice looks proudly at the silent left torch and the brightly burning
right torch of the Eternal Flame.
Rufus looks proudly at the silent left torch and the brightly burning right
torch of the Eternal Flame.
Glamour_Alice looks proudly at the dedication plate of the Eternal Flame.
Double_D looks proudly at the EMuck flag burning over the right flagpole.
 
A pair of flagpoles situated to either side of the Eternal Flame.  The left
flagpole is now empty, corresponding to the extinguished left torch of the
Eternal Flame.
 
The right flagpole, corresponding to the burning right torch of the Eternal
Flame, bears a white flag with the blue EMuck arrow logo waving proudly over
the Anniversary Gardens.  A smaller banner under the flag reads:
 
 telnet://game.emuck.com:6903
 http://www.emuck.com/emuck.html
 
Glamour_Alice looks proudly at the silent left torch and the brightly burning
right torch of the Eternal Flame.
We'll all get used to the new machine. I know it.
Belle says, "that's better." 
Alice looks at the polished lower plaque.
Rufus looks proudly at the dedication plate of the Eternal Flame.
Double_D looks proudly at the silent left torch and the brightly burning right
torch of the Eternal Flame.
 
The Eternal Flame is a polished white marble block, about 1 meter square and
3 meters tall.  On the top of the block are two polished brass torches, which
taper gently to small cauldrons as they reach into the sky.
 
The left torch is unlit, but appears to have burned for a long time in the
past.  The right torch is burning brightly, its flame flickering in the breeze.
 
There are several polished brass plaques along the faces of the marble
edifice.  Two of them, one above the other, have text chiseled upon them,
which you can read if you 'look at the upper' plaque or 'look at the
lower' plaque.
 
There is also a crystal plate set into the side of the marble block.  Inside
the clear plate is the triangular shape of a folded white-and-blue flag.  A
small plague above the plate is visible and can be read if you 'look at the
crystal' plate.
 
Plush Beast eeps a loud plush question.
Rufus looks at the polished lower plaque.
Belle asks, "yes, Plush Beast?" 
Double_D reads the enscription on the crystal plate holding the flag.
              
Enclosed within this plate is the original flag of EMuck.  This flag
represents EMuck's original home and host machine, alia.  The Eternal Flame
was transferred from its original left torch to the right torch on this
twenty-fourth day of January of the year one thousand nine hundred ninety
eight, as AmberThree Productions' EntertainMuck moved to its new home.
 
Farewell, alia, and we thank you.

Glamour_Alice wonders whether there will be a new plaque -- a 'middle plaque'?
-- commemorating this distictive day.
Plush Beast wonders if there will be bigger Scooby Snacks here.
Belle says, "the Eternal Flame holds a crystal plate, Alice." 
Rufus says, "No PB.  We wanted to keep the Scooby Snacks just exactly the way
they always were." 
Belle says, "I think there will be lots of Scooby Snacks here for you to eat,
Plush Beast." 
Wedge says, "I guess I'll jet off for now, only to return in 1.25 hours." 
Bottle Marked "Drink Me" looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Alice gently sets the bottle back down, taking care not to spill a single drop.
Plush Beast eeps a happy plush eep.
Wedge says, "Temporary goodnight." 
Belle looks at the bottle marked "Drink Me', and becomes oddly curious about 
its contents.
Rufus exclaims, "TTFN, Wedge!" 
Wedge walks up into the dropship
Double_D exclaims, "Bye!"
Glamour_Alice glamourously exclaims, "Cya, Wedge!" 
Belle says, "bye Wedge." 
Briar_Rose has disconnected.
I wonder if there are any Scooby Snacks inside the bottle.
Plush Beast looks at the bottle marked "Drink Me', and becomes oddly curious 
about its contents.
Belle looks at the bottle marked "Drink Me', and becomes oddly curious about 
its contents.
Plush Beast drinks like a fish from this mysterious bottle!
Briar_Rose has connected.
Briar_Rose looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Plush Besat eeps a plush eep!
Double_D asks, "Is this the end of the ceremony?"
Belle says, "well, there's the food, DD.  :)" 
Glamour_Alice elegantly says, "Well, the drinking *has* begun...." 
Rufus avoids the bottle marked "Drink Me", as he knows that when bottle labels
start being so direct it means he's already had too much.
Glamour_Alice smiles!
Dropship vanishes in a puff of smoke to the Welcome Center Lounge.
Briar_Rose asks, "can you see me?" 
Belle says, "yes, we can see you Rose." 
Glamour_Alice looks at Briar_Rose
Glamour_Alice nods with Belle.
Rufus looks at Briar_Rose
Briar_Rose says, "ok...i have had a lot of trouble since coming here" 
Double_D says, "I might as well put my camera away then."
Wonderland Catereres arrives.
Mushroom looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Alice has displayed an exemplary gesture of selflessness by returning the 
mushroom for all to enjoy.
Double_D picks up the camera along with its keyboard.
Hercules looks around the beautiful Anniversary Gardens.
Hercules comes in from Arbordale Center.
Plush Beast eeps a plush eep!
Belle exclaims, "hello Herc!" 
Rufus exclaims, "Hiya, Herc!" 
Hercules exclaims, "Hi Belle!" 
Double_D exclaims, "Be right back!"
Glamour_Alice curtseys to Herc!
Briar_Rose says, "hi Herc" 
Double_D bows his head and clasps his hands, and suddenly, he slowly phases
out of view in front of you like a ghost.